Beam Me Up Scotty

Star Date: 20100607: Captain's Log: Hostiles refugees have settled for the summer months on my "Starship Motherhood". Initial observation and data collected has shown that the refugees are hormonal, smelly, and they have a ravenous appetite that can be pacified with numerous otter pops. A strict set of rules must be put in place and adhered to or there may be a mutiny organized by the leader of the refugees. The rules include keeping hands to ourselves, flushing the toilet when we are finished using it; putting our dishes in the sink; no calling each other dodo heads, stupid, buttface or any other demeaning language; and last but not least any bodily noises must not be purposely directed towards any person because of potential health concerns. The new appointed leader of the refugees seems to be a traitor. She used to be part of my crew but as soon as the refugees landed here for the summer she seems to have turned to their side and is the instigator to any violence that seems to erupt amongst them. She is considerably younger and smaller than the hostiles but she is demanding, insistent,sneaky, and slightly wiser; I have her under full time observation because she is considered mouthy and dangerous. Me and my crew are on high alert and ready for battle. May I survive this summer and live a long and prosper life..........