X-rated Peanut Butter

So admittedly I have an addiction to blogs that are all about recipes.I love to cook and I love new recipes.Here is the problem, I am even more addicted to them while I am on a diet. I call it food porn. Stick with me and I will explain this theory in a PG-13 manner. I surf the web for hours cataloging and copying and adding websites to my favorites list. The more I look at these blogs the deeper I get. I stared at a blog today that had a recipe that sounded like nirvana to me. I salivated and thought to myself, why had I not thought of this myself? Pure genius I tell you! It started with a Reese's peanut butter cups...okay, why I call this food porn is I compare my love to peanut butter cups to lets say some men's affinity to large breasts. So automatically you put Reese's peanut butter cup in the first sentence for me and it is like dangling a woman with DD breasts with no bra and a tank top in front of a man..it has gravitational pull, you cannot not look! Okay, so I find myself sitting up in my chair and my eye's become hypnotized to the what she is doing to these peanut butter cups. She puts them in a cupcake liner and then puts them in a muffin tin and then makes a batch of peanut butter cookie dough, the Betty Crocker kind that you just add butter and eggs to and puts about two tablespoons of the dough on the top of the peanut butter cup and bakes it for about 20 minutes. The cup and cookie have become an intertwined harmonious concoction. You would think that she would be done there but no this woman is a professional and knows what she is doing. Really I would be content and happy with just the cookie and peanut butter cup but seriously she is a professional and knows how to give a good show if you know what I mean. She then frosts it!!!! White chocolate buttercream frosting!!!!! So my second favorite thing in the world is white chocolate. So lets compare this to the DD, no bra, tank top women by adding in the man's affinity to his preference in colored hair, it could be blonde, brunette, redheads. So not only has this large breasted women caught his attention she has long blonde wavy hair and that is like icing on the cake and you are hooked! Well, white chocolate buttercream frosting is my icing to my already perfect package, I really do think I lost consciousness for a minute. There it is folks, my addiction.....I think I need to go smoke a cigarette now...............